Laura Palmer 0212087361, drink me up, feel my soul, no boring bimbo here.
Hi, my name is Laura Palmer and I am not your classic good girl, I am not a boring bimbo on your arm. I am a disturbingly unique snowflake, an arthouse experiment you've yet to encounter.
I'm smarter than you'll want me to be and cocky to boot, but if you treat me right your life will be a wildfire adventure you may or may not regret.
I promise you I'm not like any other woman you've ever been with. I'm real, I'm honest, and I want to have just as good of a time as you, if not preferably more.
I have a passion for books, art, animals, video games, music and adventures. I'm fairly alternative and certainly cynical. I have an ever-growing collection of nerdy tattoos I'm sure you'll be keen to discover.
Originally from Seattle, I have a Masters in Compsych, previously lived in Phuket, Thailand, and have just relocated to Wellington about 6 months ago.
Outside of university, I spend most of my time gaming, practising guitar, doing yoga and pilates, screenwriting and acting, travelling, dancing, swimming, meditating, camping, watching films, reading novels and comics, volunteering and attending psychology conferences and research groups.
I also enjoy taking photos or making art in other forms, partying, going to plays, live music and museums, going out for food and drinks, riding on my scooter, spending time with my animals, and meeting new people.
I'm absolutely obsessed with David Lynch, Bret Easton Ellis, Zelda and vaporwave. I'm a little bit Mona Flowers meets Daria with a dire wanderlust, a bit of a tomboy baby girl, but also a very strong, confident woman.
My favourite dates are personal and fun, especially with dinner and a drink, and maybe some roleplay or toys, if that's up your alley. I am an experienced woman, but I'm always interested to try new things.
Give me a ring if you want to explore our bodies together, or if you just want a one on one experience that isn't just your run of the-mill, one hitter quitter.
But don't worry, I'm also quite happy to spit in your mouth and tell you what to do if that's what you want, you dirty boy. But if you're keener for a simple chat and a cuddle that's always a lovely time as well.
So long as you treat me right so let's make some real memories and let's have an adventure together, daddio. Contact me on 0212087361. I am based in Wellington.